Sunday, January 15, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 352

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10. If you'd broken your leg you couldn't have walked the half a mile here.

9. No mate, I'm ugly, I'm much older than my years by bad luck, pure and simple.

8. He'll nip Jayden, she better watch out, but Sarah's got a staffie and he doesn't do that.

7. You're laughing at me, I can hear it.

6. I don't think this goes to the Link Centre.

5. He owes me 80 quid, I'm sure he'll pay me back when he gets out.

4. I have no idea what a Segway is.

3. Just because you don't believe in it, doesn't mean it's not true.

2. It's really hurting now, if it's worse tomorrow I'm going to the hospital.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She doesn't get out of bed, I mean, I'm lazy, I spend the whole the day in bed, but not like that.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Monday, January 09, 2017

Council hides houses behind GLL in Hydro hoopla

Turns out that GLL discussed the idea of turning the Health Hydro at Milton Road into flats with Swindon Borough Council before announcing it.

SBC suggested they float the idea and see how it's received while GLL received the wrath, SBC hurried a minimum safe distance away from the explosion.

They clearly didn't reckon on GLL being so narked at the bad publicity, they'd just freely talk about how it came about.

Whoops, looks like SBC's been dropped heavily in the deep end (of the main pool of course).

Sunday, January 08, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 351

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10. There were three desserts and I tried all three.

9. No he goes left, right, straight on and back round to the main road.

8. I've never expected less of you.

7. She kept jabbering on about his drinking and I couldn't stand it.

6. No, it's the one in your other hand.

5. Keep guessing, but I'm not telling you how much I paid.

4. Sue said it was all a con whilst he was away with his kids.

3. It can be rented out, but he's leaving it empty for now.

2. No parking, can't you read, it's the whole street.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. No, that bus is being gotten rid of to pay for brexit.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 350

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10. It'll go all the way to the hospital now, for better or worse.

9. The year was good for me, I got new shoes.

8. Typically it's 4 to 5 percent with no guarantee that he'll be able to sell it all.

7. I've got it all in the cupboard in the spare room, if there's a fire, we're all doomed.

6. Performance is really good when you get past all the apps and rubbish.

5. That drink was what my Mum was drinking in the 90s!

4. She refused to talk to me all Christmas, I just got bladdered and shouted at her.

3. He rebelled, they all got shot and that was the end, I'm not watching the next series.

2. I'm going to get active and walk a lot more, or just a little.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I could not believe the crap she was saying to me and I didn't understand it.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.

Monday, January 02, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 349

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10. Let's just see what happens first and jump to conclusions later.

9. Let it slide right in, slowly though.

8. It's just all in tins this Christmas, you can't taste the difference.

7. I can't get in the mood if you keep repeating that, can I?

6. He hadn't finished it, but she shoved him out the room never the less.

5. It splashed everywhere, I had to go back to the office and clean myself up.

4. The emotional strain was too much for him, he collapsed and there was nothing they could do.

3. Chris keeps swaggering around like he's in an old Western or something.

2. Snapchat is now officially over I do declare.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. If that mince pie was anything like the last one, you really won't be able to tell it's from last year.

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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Heritage sinks in Swindon's deep end

No-one should be that surprised at GLL's proposals for the wholesale ripping-out of the Health Hydro, especially considering their recent past performance (such as the closure of the 2nd pool at Milton Road, the debacle at The Link over the climbing wall and the ejection of the playgroup at the same centre).

If you look beyond the shouty headline, it remains to be seen if this proposal would ever get anywhere, especially inside a listed building.

In a smaller heritage story, the reaction from the Civic Voice was predictably moaning in 'we're in a paddy because we weren't just given the building because that's what we expect'-style. Makes you wonder what they've been doing about it since 2012.

In the same way that Civic Voice complained about the authorised part demolition of the Technical College building in Victoria Road and admitted that they had failed to spot the detail of it in the planning application.

The Swindon Civic Voice is a very long way from it's earlier incarnation when it use to formally and carefully critique developer plans, and was effective.

Now Civic Voice just seems to shout as often and as loud as it can like a child having a paddy.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 348

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10. I haven't gone too crazy though.

9. And that's why she's single.

8. Runs like a greased weasel.

7. Keep thinking that, yep that's what it is.

6. My bag was full of biscuits when I emptied them out.

5. That place is number two of where to go for breakfast.

4. You could operate it and Claire will never know.

3. There's an app on her phone that tells her what to think and feel.

2. It's filthy, I'm not sitting on it.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I've rarely showed them in public, except at the party when it was my 50th.

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